Sunday, January 18, 2015

Rants of the new year

... double rant.

Please tatoo your forehead with your name before advertising for doubles with two-girl pictures. Pictures with two girls in it confuses the hell out of everybody. It should be comparable to the sins of Sodom, or the sin for labelling Sodom a sin.

Other than the confusion, what's the point? I have no idea how many clients look for doubles. I am not into it. The girls I asked if they would do another as a show, they all refused. If a double means you are fucking each other (in some way), some clients may think you are lesbo and doubt your ability to cum with him. I learn that true bisexuals are rare as unicorn.

Why would you share your advertising space with another girl? If it's mother daughter tag team or twin fantasy, that would be worth it. Otherwise, will a potential client go for the other girl when looking at the pictures?

I know it is supposed to be sisterhood referring circles. But that's not true. I almost ran away with the girl Chanel referred me to, when she was at her days of the month. I bonded with Chanel just because she lived a lot closer.

Some survey says most men like to fuck the same hookers but many men say they want to fuck as many women as possible. So it's up to you whom to believe and whom to refer.

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Video ads still doesn't take off. I think may girls will be horrified if they have to make a video. Rarely girls are comfortable with themselves that much. I would settle for selfies taken at the hotel in the same day. You can discard the ones you don't like but use a decent phone.

So many girls still keep too many pictures. It is the ones taken in the current week or within days that matters. I don't hate too may pictures but it becomes tedious. Also, I can tell you that nice pictures in the past can be negative toward my decision. Say, why are you keeping the old pictures? Why the current selfie is so different? Why you looked so great standing in front of the mirror last month in undies but today you wear a mink and bottomless?

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Evolution goes in all directions. The use of mirrors, shadows, shades and textures that make it un-airbrushable have been increasing. But then when the going is tough, what do they do? They just give you a girl with no resemblence to the picture. Zero. That throws you off from the same agents after placing trust in them.

But actually that is not the worse. Usually the girl isn't bad at all and compensate for your initial disappointment.

The worse? I never thought something like would still happen in this age. When I asked my virtual buddies about a girl, he tipped me off that her picture is switched. That is, her head is implanted on another perfect body, not hers. What a waste of time. Some implant pictures are totally bad, and the agents must be clueless to post those.

Worse than worse is the blurred picture of the face. It's not implants as they keep the head with the prefect body. They just replace the actual face with a blurred face of the hooker.

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Some of my personal updates if you get this far. Technically I have not down sized as I am still living at my spacious castle with garden/yard and all that. I am still driving my luxury car.

Just the other day I stumbled into a 19 year old, who cannot be a lot older. She let me massaged her all over and insensitive to licking. She actually say she likes it when I licked her butt. So much young fresh, so little time. She gave me her private number after, and tested if my number works. She also asked if I am married and she will be careful when texting me.  When we said goodbye, she wiggled her tongue. So cute. And she didn't ask for a lot. She just picked her regulars indirectly rather than putting up an ad directly.

Finally I got rid of all the "high voltage" appliances and hence I can sold the "adaptors". One of them works daily and still in good working condition. I remember the day when I walked into the local department store, looking like a rock star and probably smell like one too. Those in charge are all like hot madams, flight attendents or fantasy OL. The young helper looked like a foreign student doing part time in there. She was very well gloomed. She dressed in a brillant white, perfectly ironed long sleeve shirt, and a medium length tight office dress. The small appliance I picked was probably a display model. She took it in and brought it out after a good while. I think they fixed something first and off loaded to me. Before I took off, privately she whispered to me, "I hope you don't come back." That means she hoped the thing doesn't go wrong, and she feels bad if it did. It worked every since and even going places (for free). But the design is bad. I put up with it daily because it wasn't too bad. And that totally cutting ties with your past is something you hesitate.

Mrs Player is still hot, still looking half her age. We still sleep together but no sex, except once in a blue moon. Not that I don't try. What do you have to say if you want to ban escorting? Should I start putting an ad in the married still looking section?