Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Water Slide


I saw this ad on some escort mall. In the old days I called a ripoff agency the 2nd or 3rd time. It wasn't a totally ripoff, even though they lured you there with misleading advertising and use operators with sexy voice. The girls didn't take your money and ran, trying to provide something other than sex. I had good experience with a girl and wanted to find somebody to "use" locally without having to drive an hour. Good experience means she didn't ask for $1000 for sex, or $300 for a hand job.

It was a totally blind date as I had no control who I was seeing. The girl I got had big hips and butt. When she started to strip tease I said to myself "oh, noo , nooo", and stopped her. She wasn't built to dance, not strip tease anyway. Since I didn't want a two hour round trip, I asked what she would do for money, lots of it. She wasn't bad looking, just a waste of time dancing.

She would be OK as long as it's not sex, no blow job. So I went for a thigh release, but I only knew to say "cum on her legs". She laid down on her stomach, which was exactly what I wanted, or I asked her to do it. So I mounted on her. Without a bottle of human lubrication as with my little girl friend, there was no joy, and I asked for an artificial one. And since my dick couldn't easily stay on one place, I ended up applying lubrication on her butt, her thigh down to her knees.

I would start "penetrating" her on top of her butt cheeks. She was a bit thick down there so there was no chance of me passing her thighs, hitting the bed. Since there were plenty of lubrication, the penetrative action would end up with me sliding down her legs. I would grab her shoulders in order to climb up the human slide again. I wanted to stay longer on the top so I inserted higher and higher up her thighs, until she turned her head around and said, "you are not going to fuck me, aren't you?".

I wasn't trying to, but I asked her how much. She didn't make an offer. So I continued sliding up and down happily, probing deep between her thighs; she didn't mind me touching anywhere between her legs, and cumming there.

7 comments:

Pete from Cal said...

yeah, I enjoy an italian or thigh release after a good massage with my regular too since she doesn't do full service either. Sometimes these non-penetrative acts could be more fun than the act itself.. .:)

The Player said...

but there is the after feeling of incompleteness and not doing our best ;)

Aneris said...

Where you trying to make me laugh this morning? I could literally see you slipping and sliding!

The Player said...

What do you expect? I'm good with words.

Sarah said...

Some clients and I do this. We both get to cum withour penetration in this way, and I think it is more erotic because there is no condom, and it could so easily just slip in..... but of course it never does - hell it ends long before...LOL

The Player said...

Never thought of getting someone to cum like that. Added to my list, but need to find someone who will trust me that much ...

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