Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Escort agencies

I came across a post about agencies. I remembered that I haven't rant about agencies much. It's time. We don't have decent agencies here, but I used agencies in many places, several continents in fact, and often as locals.

Clients sure like to give advices. If they like you, given half the chance, they want to tell you how to make more money, who to see and what to do, if only to get some brownie points. Except for the well off - they will try to increase their share of you instead of sharing you more. Many sex workers are free agents in the sense that they never listen to anybody since they were born. Others regard any advice from clients as trying to take advantage of them, and quite rightly so. How do I know? Clients call, not a booking, just talking. Girl put phone on speaker and do whatever she had been doing with me. Client gave advice. Client finished. Girl paused, picked up the phone, said thank you and asked when would they meet again. Call ended. Normal activities resumed.

Agencies must at least fill the role of real estate agents. It's useless if you listen to anybody not in your working city. Everything is different even between a big city and it's close suburbs.

Good real estate agents set a fair price based on knowledge on the local market, and the house! Others are more like booking agents who works for you, handling phone calls and appointments. It's unusual for agencies to have more than one or two price brackets, otherwise it's just a listing or booking service.

On the other hand, agencies or not, many will talk you into taking the "going rate". It make economic sense for them, charging a fixed fee or a percentage. If you are good and you are popular, you will get many calls. They are getting the same or more from you anyway, than if you charge more.

Looking at the pictures of other escorts, some girls think that they are not as good and are happy on the same team. It would be funny if they actually meet other girls in person. Me too had a high expectation of escorts at the beginning. Clients with good disposable income, who are good catches, would want better catches, right? But that's economics. Good catches come with a good price too. If you are not on your birthday bash or bachelor party, depending on locations, you are often happy with average attractive persons as seen on the streets, to carry out your fantasies. Though a makeover can work magics.

It's true if you think you are better than the rest, charging more, the demand is very elastic. On the other hand, if you double what the high end going rate is, there are bound to be takers - I'm a happy client but I'm tempted by twice as happy. But if the rate is baseless, you may go down with the whole agency.

Traditional agencies are supposed to look after the girls. Girls call after meeting with the client to say where she is, and call after leaving the client, to say that everything is OK. Jamie thought so too, but the agent must have hanged up everything and went home. She was new, just happened to end up in the agents book somehow, and I called randomly until someone replied at some odd hours (only 10pm!). She ended up secretly calling her bi-sexual boyfriend, who often left her home alone. I supposed this is her story to say that she has someone looking after her, but not to make clients too jealous. He made some walkie talkie sounds typical of London beat cops outside the 'historial' building. Her flat is at the mezzanine level so I could hear that and almost jumped. She is the tall delicate teen model type who can wrap her legs around you without dragging you down, and you can throw her around on top of furniture and kitchen sinks.

Other agencies are controlling, as if they own you. They are not happy if you don't pick up the phone when you are supposed to be available. They even check the traveling time down to a minute. I called for the same girl the second time in a week. We were so happy to see each other, we somehow ended up immediately on the bed, me carrying her from the door, I didn't remember clearly. Our limbs were crossed together, fully clothed, me groping and stripping her a little. The problem was, she somehow forgot to call her agent, 15 minutes late. It was a big deal. She invented something that was more believable, but still that was lame. At the end she encouraged me to see any other girls from the agency next time, to get her off the hook I suppose. She said it would be nice and it was better.

I always think it's a good thing to offer your clients or escorts a custom package deal. It's not so much as to cut off the middleman, but if you are just another customer, you get just the average package. Sometimes girls will offer you their private number or ask for yours. Other times you can call privately to check if they are available, but still you have to make immediate appointments through her agency, at least for a while. Funny that some girls treat me as agency spies, trying to catch them stealing from the agency. Some agencies prevent client stealing by treating me as if their most loyal customer, talking to me as if their buddies or brothers. It would be hard for any girls to make a move, or for me to make a move.

Our "friend" Mel has a blog . Comments are moderated but she is reasonable in publishing them.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

OMG! Porn 2.0

Meet Sarah Blake from The Player on Vimeo.
Must see in Vimeo High Def 1280x720.

The Youtube high quality version has resolution 640x360:

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The future of war

This third world war has already started many months ago:

Many nationalities are involved, constant attacks and counter attacks. I came across a lot of these battles with huge views.

This is some serious civil war that got the whole nation against each other, dancing:

Also, I like the Pussy Doll TV show here but 3 mins of them is about enough, not half hours. Really, the pro dancers aren't as entertaining.

I made a vid a while ago, totally unrelated to whatever you know about me, got well over 100,000 hits. That's really not bad considering that I'm not cute nor young nor sexy, relatively speaking. Better still, direct imitations must total over a million hits, and it's mind boggling if you count the variations of the theme.

Yet, other times it's the best that can be hoped for if the view count is over 1000, but fun all the same.

With youtube allowing DVD quality and Vimeo HD quality, it should be fun. However, youtube doesn't allow nudity, nor suggestive sexual content. That's why I didn't play so far. But it's well known that you can kiss to death in the video. I was surprised to see that feet licking and toe sucking is allowed. Isn't that suggestive sexual content?

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Toes research

You may have known this already, but I don't, with good reasons. That straight 5th toes are genetically dormant. By 5th I mean the smallest, the wee piggy that ran all the way home. By dormant I mean, like some hair color, eye color, if you cross breed, those genes seemed to be hidden or disappear altogether.

So this explains that many sex workers do not publish pictures of their feet. Oh yes, this is another rambling about pictures. Why not? I look at sex workers' pictures everyday.

With this out of the way, why can't people include feet in their body shots? You don't need to be perfect. Crooked little toes like a deformed pea can be sexy (not really). Really, Japanese girls with large crooked teeth in the middle front can be sought after, all other things equal.

I didn't observe this before because I have straight long toes, all 5 of them. I even have good sized straight nails on all of them. You can see that a couple of blogs back. There I tried not to focus on feet as if I was obsessed. But it seemed that I never got to finish. OK, no more mention of perfect breast, they are a dime a dozen.

I had poor foot arch, so I was being laughed at since I was little, though only in the family. One side of the heels of my shoes wears down much more faster than the other side. I thought my feet are bad and never pay attention. But with shoes on, the arch become immaterial, also immaterial when you are not standing straight, as in bed. And I have seen girls with poor arch walking on flat flip-flops. It can be cute.

Flaunt what you have got, so I'm not saying what is must have in pictures. Here we are lucky if we have pictures that can see skin textures. Face shots are rare. Once I was abroad confronted with a website full of slim lingerie wearing girls not hiding their beautiful faces, I didn't know what to do until I instinctively look their toes. Two passed the filter and I hit the right one. Even though she was wearing a moderate dress on the picture, I couldn't go far wrong. In real life, she has Barbie doll proportioned limbs, tall, and pretty as in the pictures.

I understand it's a lot of work to makeover your feet, especially if they are not perfect. You prefer to cut it off in the pictures. You makeover your hair, your face, your nails every other day, but not your toes. Because you have to wear shoes. But in Socal, you don't really have to. There are plenty of woman who have immaculate pedicure everyday, including soccer moms, and female workers (sex or otherwise). Precisely if you wear sandals to formal work, you have to be clean and neat down there, the same that you normally require some makeup. Though as a general rule, professional women (not sex workers) have shorter nails. Sugar babies or anybody else who doesn't need to work have long nails impractical for any shoes other than sandals and flip-flops.

Maybe this is the reason that this internet model almost always include her toes in the pictures. Like many woman in my area, their nails are never far from perfect, taking photo shoots or not. Very naturally the photographer will include the toes. I don't think she deliberately tell the photograph to do this or that. Because I chatted with her (along with hundreds in a chat room). I told her that her pictures are unusually toe friendly and she agreed after some thought.

But I didn't tell her that the other reason may be that she is tiny and short. For some unscientific reasons, the photographer thinks it's easier for the camera to include all of her in every frame.

It is somewhat annoying for a girl who has a perfect body, down to ankles, cut off her feet in the picture. While many pictures are bizarre for those who want to sell foot fetish, notably on Craigslist.

I agree that respectable working girls try to avoid mentioning anything fetish. The fetish ads seem a bit desperate, and quality girls don't need to target a smaller market. But if you have a beautiful pair, why not flaunt it? I would bet you don't mind mild toe sucking if you include your bare feet in your pictures. Well, as Compartment would say, most clients finish within 5 minutes, what to do with the other 55?

Some girls include a close up picture of their feet. That's the problem. I have complimented a local girl about her feet - she is an all rounder. Against the wrath of some jealous clients and girls, she quoted me (not as The player), and put up a close up of her feet on her webpage. It is an artistic one rather than one that shows any skin pores. So it can't be bad. The bad ones are numerous.

Don't take pictures of your feet yourself. That's about the worst angle you can have. Your legs and feet look thick and unappetizing. The exception is when you have perfect toes that got all the attentions, see picture a few blogs back (NO!).

Stand up and wear a pair of shoes. Feet are designed for standing up for millions of years and shoes are designed to compliment the feet for hundreds of years. You can't do much wrong with a suitable standing post and a pair of shoes that fit your feet. You can go all bare as in stripper shoes, or with a tiny strap just hiding your crooked little toe. If you are not standing, there are many angles that look good but equally many that look bad if your feet is not that good. The standing pressure of your whole body working with designer shoes bring wonders.

I don't know too much about foot fetishists, don't stretch your toes in picture, and don't show that angle if you toes look like peas. No fancy decorations, which look dangerous (if swallowed!). For the same reason, I prefer eatable colors or just semi-transparent as in natural nails or french. Dark or metallic color look cool but I will avoid them like plague. There are numerous skin and nail diseases.

Come on, most people don't have long straight 5th toe with decent sized flat nail facing the sky, but it's easy to be sexy.